Did you not get the memo?

Dear Mr. Haan,

I’m sure that the memo regarding our new peep-toe policy at work is sitting in your email in-box.  This is the only explanation I can come up with seeing as you have not had a major sale of your shoes on Zappos within the past two days.  I must say, I’m disappointed that you didn’t greet this news with the enthusiasm that I, and my fellow female co-workers, did.  Your support – shown by way of at least a 50% off sale – would have been much appreciated.  I know you are fully aware of the pull that your shoes have over me; you know I can spot them from a mile away; you know and yet you tease. 

I’m sure your success could temporarily allow for a price reduction on say…

Will you give them to me at $79 vs. $279?

How about these?

Yes, I do appreciate the 15% off you extended, however, $254 is still not in my current affordability range.

While I’m at it, Mr. Haan.  I would be most grateful if you could forward this message to your friends as well.  (Clearly there is a glitch in the email system)

I will expect a counter offer on the following:

 

From Mr. Weitzman:

 

 

From Mr(s). V. Spiga:

 

And from Mr. Louboutin:

(Actually…he can send me anything with a red sole.  Please have him send some to Molly as well.)

 I appreciate your prompt attention to this matter.

Best regards,
Elizabeth

 

 

~ by zuzu on June 12, 2008.